Today I joined the blackberry club.

I have actual running related news to share today but would first like to get some other things out of the way.

Thinks what did happen today;

1. My great aunt died ( I thought I would start with the bad news so it is done).
2. I got a Blackberry and am now officially a member of the Blackberry club (or I will be within the next 24hours when it activates)
3. I had the most racist customer in existence. By God did she "hate the f***ing foreigners" I might interview her for that dissertation I am still yet to start.
4. I attempted going out sober. Needless to say it was so good I am home already.
5. I won a year(+) long hair growing competition. VICTORY. 

I also went for a run this morning. I changed tactic. After being bored of the same running playlist I decided to crack on the Wicked soundtrack. Best decision I have ever made (please excuse my over exaggeration). I have also noticed a significant difference in my fitness levels which ain't too shabby either. I managed to pace myself for 25mins then needed a wee so had to sprint home. It is starting to concern me that such a thing might happen during the actual half marathon. I do not fancy puling a Paula Radcliffe..

Speaking of relieving oneself  in public, I went to see Bridesmaids on Wednesday. Bloody brilliant film and the trailers most definitely do not do it justice. Personal highlight? The dress fitting scene after the dodgy meal. I laughed so much I knocked over the popcorn. After years of suppressing my amusement at crudeness, I am now well and truly out of the closet. Please see above picture for evidence..

I feel like I have shared (maybe too) much with you this evening. Plans for tomorrow? Work and then the gym. I might be going alone after leaving two of my gym goers pretty smashed in town. Quiet drink my arse..

Goodnight my cherubs and sleep tight.